Bitches Drink Bitch Beer

 

Hey Bitches,

 

Time to like beer if you don't already. However if you're a bitch, you should at least have some sort of appreciation for it. So it looks like it's time to get this: Bitch Creek.

From the Grand Teton Brewing Company, (Mountain) Bitches need their Bitch Creek. A liquor mart near me is offering a 6 pack of it for only $10.49!

Bitches Drink Bitch Beer.

Beer on, my bitches.

The Bitch Bun: High and Huge

Hey Bitches,

So Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York has ended, and one important thing I took away from it this year was what I'm calling: The Bitch Bun. It is high and huge. Yes, I'm sure these hair buns have been featured before (I know they have), however there were a lot of them this year.

The best Bitch Buns were featured at Gwen Stefani's Spring/Summer 2012 L.A.M.B. Collection:

Photos by ImaxTree

Remember to make the buns HIGH and HUGE - Like the Mountains. As you see, you can also add some extra color in them for depth. You may refer back to these pictures if necessary.

Get your Bitch Buns on, my bitches.

Bitches Love Hearts In Space

Bitches are Red. Bitches are Blue. 

Bitches are Many Colors, so you can be a Bitch too.

When I was 3 or 4 years old, I spent, which seemed like the entire day, trying to draw a heart. You would think drawing a heart would be a simple project. However to this youngster, it wasn't. For some reason, I couldn't connect the half-hearts. Many hours later (okay it was probably one hour later but you know how time is infinite at that age), I succeeded. Little did I know that this simple struggle would be remembered the rest of my life - Connecting two half-hearts to make one.

Some years later, my fascination with hearts continued with best friend heart pendants. You know, the ones where half-hearts are puzzle pieces that fit together. I collected several over my young years, giving one heart half part of a pendant to a friend. She wore hers and I, the other. The other pendants I kept in my jewelry box for safety.

Apparently, Mother Nature is also fascinated with hearts since they are found in nature. They are even found in space. Is Mother Nature in charge of what happens in space too? Well, she's working with someone. Thanks to NASA for these heart images! You can see more Awesome Hearts Found In Nature courtesy of Steve Casimiro from Adventure Journal.

Is there Life on Mars? Well, there are at least hearts there...

Heart Nebula, NASA

Heart on Mars, NASA

Keep hearting on, my bitches.

Bitches Can Smile During Paris Fashion Week

Bitches don't smile all the time. You need to be doctor serious now and again. A good time to smile is while you're attending a Louis Vuitton Runway Show. Specifically, the last day of Paris Fashion Week during the LV Show of their Spring/Summer 2012 collection. Please see how to properly execute a smile, which is done below by Anna Wintour, Editor-in-Chief of American Vogue (front row, glasses - did I really have to tell you that?) to her Creative Director, Grace Coddington:

photo source: style.com

Study and learn, my bitches.

You know what started today...Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. Correct smiling applies there as well. I'll see about finding more pictures of Anna's perfect smiling execution for further reference.

Is M.I.A. a Classy Bitch?

(The Minaj, The Madge, The M.I.A.)

Hey Bitches,

There has been a lot of talk regarding M.I.A. and her guest appearance with Madonna on the Super Bowl XVLI Halftime Show this past Sunday. I mean, specifically about her flipping the bird to America (and beyond) during the broadcast (Oh, thanks director for making sure you caught it on camera!). So the question that immediately pops in my bitch brain is (and I know, the rest of all my special bitches): Is M.I.A. a classy bitch?

Let's take a look at various picture angles found on the internet of M.I.A. and her bird on display:

And Closer...

And Closer Some More...

Whammy!

After looking at these pictures, my only conclusion is...WHO CARES? Can we please talk about Madonna's thigh high leather boots instead? HELLO. Thank you.

It's your call. Flip as you may, my bitches.


PS - No really, if you know where I can get those boots, please say so in the comments below.

UPDATE! The boots "were custom stretch leather Miu Miu with a special ‘M’ on the heel for Madonna and Miu Miu." - Thanks fashionista.com!!

Bitch Style: Skinny Bitch Apparel

Many bitches, we are, skinny. It's because we don't eat much so therefore, we're angry hungry. So my bitches, you better know about this site: SKINNY BITCH APPAREL. You can at least shop like you're a skinny bitch if you aren't actually skinny.

                                            But please, EAT SOMETHING.

Bitch Style: Leather Pants

Not all rock stars are bitches, but all bitches are rock stars. Well actually, all rock stars are exceptionally lovely bitches on some level. Whether you are literally a rock star or just play one on TV, it's time to invest in some leather pants to be a sexy bitch.

 

Aaaaaaaand sheep.