Bitch Style: Goth Drag Appreciation Day

Hey Bitches,

In celebration of National Goth Day (I know, I didn't know it was either until this morning), I have put together a small collection of some of my favorite "Goth" Drag portraits. I am using the ridiculous quotes around the word GOTH because one (or two) may not be completely labeled as GOTH. Also, yes, I didn't include some YOU think I should've included. TOO BAD. That's what makes us different. Plus, I only had a bit to put this together and well, I'm a bitch so get over it.

I love you...maybe.

BOY GEORGE

TIM CURRY

ANDY WARHOL

and ANDY WARHOL

and ANDY WARHOL

and ANDY WARHOL

Yeah, I have a similar wig of the one directly above. Good choice, Andy.

Keep dragging on, my bitches.

Bitches Drink Wine

Hey Bitches,

As I previously stated about bitches and booze (if you you don't know what I'm talking about, click here), bitches should always keep it simple and sophisticated. Wine, of course, is included. It's what bitches drink. I have located a timely picture to further emphasize this statement. Please see below:

WINE. It's what's for dinner.

So yes, young boy with your wine, you are correct. We love wine. Bring it to us so we may continuing drinking it!

Keep the wine flowing, my bitches.

Bitch TV: ABC Likes Bitches?

The American Broadcast Company (ABC) needs to settle down. Yes, we know bitches are cool, but having two shows in your programming with a bitch named theme at the same time is a bit silly. Could this be a case of poor planning? I guess all of us bitches should thank ABC for saluting the bitch name but remember, we are smarter than this and this isn't smart.

Even though I love Kristin Chenoweth, I have not watched either of these shows yet and I'm not sure I want to. The only chance I would perhaps tune in is if the shows were played back-to-back. Especially since the tag for GCB is "Love Thy Neighbor." But wait, you said DON'T TRUST THE B---- IN APT 23...and love is trust!

Now that's smart.

Bitches Drink Bitch Beer

 

Hey Bitches,

 

Time to like beer if you don't already. However if you're a bitch, you should at least have some sort of appreciation for it. So it looks like it's time to get this: Bitch Creek.

From the Grand Teton Brewing Company, (Mountain) Bitches need their Bitch Creek. A liquor mart near me is offering a 6 pack of it for only $10.49!

Bitches Drink Bitch Beer.

Beer on, my bitches.

The Bitch Bun: High and Huge

Hey Bitches,

So Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York has ended, and one important thing I took away from it this year was what I'm calling: The Bitch Bun. It is high and huge. Yes, I'm sure these hair buns have been featured before (I know they have), however there were a lot of them this year.

The best Bitch Buns were featured at Gwen Stefani's Spring/Summer 2012 L.A.M.B. Collection:

Photos by ImaxTree

Remember to make the buns HIGH and HUGE - Like the Mountains. As you see, you can also add some extra color in them for depth. You may refer back to these pictures if necessary.

Get your Bitch Buns on, my bitches.

Bitches Love Hearts In Space

Bitches are Red. Bitches are Blue. 

Bitches are Many Colors, so you can be a Bitch too.

When I was 3 or 4 years old, I spent, which seemed like the entire day, trying to draw a heart. You would think drawing a heart would be a simple project. However to this youngster, it wasn't. For some reason, I couldn't connect the half-hearts. Many hours later (okay it was probably one hour later but you know how time is infinite at that age), I succeeded. Little did I know that this simple struggle would be remembered the rest of my life - Connecting two half-hearts to make one.

Some years later, my fascination with hearts continued with best friend heart pendants. You know, the ones where half-hearts are puzzle pieces that fit together. I collected several over my young years, giving one heart half part of a pendant to a friend. She wore hers and I, the other. The other pendants I kept in my jewelry box for safety.

Apparently, Mother Nature is also fascinated with hearts since they are found in nature. They are even found in space. Is Mother Nature in charge of what happens in space too? Well, she's working with someone. Thanks to NASA for these heart images! You can see more Awesome Hearts Found In Nature courtesy of Steve Casimiro from Adventure Journal.

Is there Life on Mars? Well, there are at least hearts there...

Heart Nebula, NASA

Heart on Mars, NASA

Keep hearting on, my bitches.

Bitches Can Smile During Paris Fashion Week

Bitches don't smile all the time. You need to be doctor serious now and again. A good time to smile is while you're attending a Louis Vuitton Runway Show. Specifically, the last day of Paris Fashion Week during the LV Show of their Spring/Summer 2012 collection. Please see how to properly execute a smile, which is done below by Anna Wintour, Editor-in-Chief of American Vogue (front row, glasses - did I really have to tell you that?) to her Creative Director, Grace Coddington:

photo source: style.com

Study and learn, my bitches.

You know what started today...Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. Correct smiling applies there as well. I'll see about finding more pictures of Anna's perfect smiling execution for further reference.

Bitch Style: Skinny Bitch Apparel

Many bitches, we are, skinny. It's because we don't eat much so therefore, we're angry hungry. So my bitches, you better know about this site: SKINNY BITCH APPAREL. You can at least shop like you're a skinny bitch if you aren't actually skinny.

                                            But please, EAT SOMETHING.

Bitches Don't Wear This: The Sophie

These are called "Thigh-skimming panel jeans" dubbed the Sophie. They are made by some designer called Stephene. Hmmmmm...bitches please. I better not see you in a pair of these! Bitches don't wear this: