Hey Bitches,
Mixed drinks are fun sometimes, just not all of the time. Of course you should drink a Mai Tai when in Hawaii, at a Luau party, or at a Trader Vic's. All this is a given. Remember - bitches aren't stupid. There are other special occasions when mixing is appropriate. Sometimes you just want a good Manhattan dammit.
Overall speaking however, once you start mixing, the good becomes bad. Perhaps I'm really speaking of self-mixing when going from vodka then gin and then wine and then...you get the picture. Mixed drinks (and drinking) are like mixed signals. Too many push and pulls makes the good become bad.
Why would you put anything else in a single malt scotch? I know, completely ridiculous. So the best practice is to not mix: straight whiskey, vodka, gin or tequila. Beer, wine and champagne are also acceptable. When something is good and you want to appreciate it, you don't put other shit in your glass or in your stomach.
Are you understanding this parallelism or must I further explain? Treat mixed signals as you would mixed drinks (drinking). If you are getting playfully slapped on the ass one minute and then are ignored the next, put your finger in your mouth and throw it all up before you won't have any control later while you are laying on the bathroom floor hugging the toilet.
We all make mistakes but if these mistakes keep happening, it's time to wise up. You should know better by now. Bitches don't mix on the mountain. Respect the whiskey and "it" will respect you.
Drink slow and love strong, my bitches.
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