Being the bitch and taking over the more ways than one.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Skiing shouldn't stop while in the WC

You enter the lodge for a break. Particularly a restroom break. Already missing the mountain glory you have been experiencing, you feel unfulfilled. Not anymore! You can continue the adventure, well, at some Japanese ski resorts. 

The Myoko Kogen Ski Resort in Madarao Kogen, Nagano, Japan offers ski-jump toilets! Amazing right? As a marketing campaign of Georgia Max Coffee, they have decked out various water closets at Japanese ski resorts. All sides are covered, yes a full 360 degrees, with a scenic ski jumping view. Skis are painted on the floor so as you sit, you are whisked away atop a ski jump! Talk about feeling awkward with your pants down. All they need is to stimulate a cool breeze to really make it feel real. On second thought, scratch that. 

Translation: “Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

No comments:

Post a Comment